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Modern (trying to prove a point)
WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC
by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025
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Modern PawPaw rig

Old school 90s truck with tasteful updates like bigger wheels, lights, engine mods or updated bumpers
Bro! Did you see that Modern PawPaw rig? It looks like its from the 90s but it has big wheels!
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Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
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Modern day princess

A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries
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Modern retroism

A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums
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Retro modernism

Sports design that experiments using classic tropes into a modern uniform.

Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.

Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms
Hockey teams playing the winter classic would use retro modernism to create their uniform for the big game.
by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021
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modern e-boy

Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie, gothic eye makeup and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers,printed pants, tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings anything that looks halloween-ish(devil print, skulls, skeletons), big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).

Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)

It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
"yo, these new boots will go great with my new leather trousers from Balmain"

"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
by hey how y'all doing June 29, 2021
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