Hey, don't you think that metro sexual from the marketing department would be happier if he'd recognize he was gay?
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Get the metro sexual mug.A male who is the epitome of polar opposite of a metrosexual. One who embraces, trucks, flannel, thinks Eddie Bauer is Haute Cotour, member of the NRA, thinks Bush is SMRT, and believes Capitalism is the American Way. Doesnt know his way around a kitchen other than to find a refridgerator, and a microwave. The slogan "If you cant NUKE it, its not worth eating" is the mantra of the day.Dont forget a can opener to eat his Chef Boyardee Ravioli out of the can. MIGHT remember to bring his wife flowers on their anniversary or her birthday. Probably had 1- 2 kids, wife stays at home, she cooks, he fixes the house. A testosterone filled male void of human emotion, except when they try to pry the gun from his cold, dead, hands. Choice of music is 80's hair bands, and classic 80's pop music, as long as it's not too prissy.
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by Scott B. May 21, 2004
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Get the metro sexual mug.A straight guy who can sometimes be mistaken as homosexual. They tend to have a wide knowledge in art and fashion. However, they have no attraction to men. They are sometimes said to be like a women or to have homosexual traits. Despite the fact that they're straight, they're OK with homosexuality and sometimes appaer to be flattered when asked out by one.
That kid is so gay.
Really? Why?
He carries skin and hair products and obsesses about his looks.
So? He's going out with a girl. He's metro sexual!
Why does he hug his best friend, who's a guy then. maybe he's bi.
He's probably also hetro-gay with him. After all, they've been friends for years.
Really? Why?
He carries skin and hair products and obsesses about his looks.
So? He's going out with a girl. He's metro sexual!
Why does he hug his best friend, who's a guy then. maybe he's bi.
He's probably also hetro-gay with him. After all, they've been friends for years.
by metrosexualbutgaywithmybud April 11, 2010
Get the metro sexual mug.A straight men who appears to look gay. An effeminate straight male, who cares about his looks, hair and being well groomed, the opposite of a stereotypical macho guy similar to a gay guy but, the male is still straight.
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