Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
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Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.
Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.
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Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”
Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”
Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”
Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”
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Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
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