I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

Looks like I'm going for a swim

A hit Nicki Minaj song that is a big boy meme on tiktok

Me: I don't know how to put looks like I'm going for a swim in a sentence

by stoppp❤️ March 28, 2019

I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown

It's a reference to the old cartoon Charlie Brown.

"Sounds like a plan Stan."
"I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown."

by Uselessinformation.mf April 17, 2017

P I Z Z A T I E M

its always pizza time

always P I Z Z A T I E M goode

by allihcnihc June 8, 2018