I’m here for a good time not a long time 

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

I’m here for a good time not a long time by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme

You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor by Big Boi Justin December 26, 2021

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin 

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin by Part Walker April 14, 2008

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie? 

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

I'm sorry, want a cookie? by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

Looks like I'm going for a swim 

A hit Nicki Minaj song that is a big boy meme on tiktok

Me: I don't know how to put looks like I'm going for a swim in a sentence

Looks like I'm going for a swim by stoppp❤️ March 28, 2019