situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

libation of the hops persuasion

An allusion to gay sex.

Seeing as today is officially the beginning of patio season would anyone be in the mood for a libation of the hops persuasion?

by John Hancock69 April 17, 2008

Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.

"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"

by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010

Listationalism

When someone tries to sell you on their ideas of organizational skills and Just wont leave you alone. But you find that they actually dont really use those ideas themselves.

How about putting all those items on a list so you dont forget tomorrow. Tomorrow comes and you confront the suggestee to pull out their list to find they dont have one and forgot their own stuff.

Man your suffer from Listationalism. You can put it to rest!

by Madharver November 30, 2010

Litigation Lotto

The practice of suing for large sums of money over what is usually a trivial action in an attempt to get rich, and possibly retire.

She engaged in litigation lotto by suing the tobacco company for 25 million dollars over her child's birth defect, claiming they didn't adequately warn her about the dangers of smoking.

by Mockingbird13 July 6, 2011

situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.

"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"

by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013

Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.

"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"

by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013