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Transportation for classless, poor, redneck white trash seen in the Southern and Mid-Western United States (the fly-over states).
A lifted truck has its suspension raised and may have its engine modified to be louder, creating a true white trash experience.
Lifted trucks are never seen in New England, the New York area, the Miami area, or Hollywood. Driving such a mess would be grounds for ridicule and a reminder that the driver is a low-class yokel redneck from the uncultured fly-over states.
A lifted truck has its suspension raised and may have its engine modified to be louder, creating a true white trash experience.
Lifted trucks are never seen in New England, the New York area, the Miami area, or Hollywood. Driving such a mess would be grounds for ridicule and a reminder that the driver is a low-class yokel redneck from the uncultured fly-over states.
Redneck guy: Yeehaw! Just got me a lifted truck! Get 'er done, yall!
New Yorker woman 1: Ewww. What is that?
New Yorker woman 2: It's a redneck. Just keep walking.
New Yorker woman 1: Ewww. What is that?
New Yorker woman 2: It's a redneck. Just keep walking.
by porsche911 September 20, 2011
Get the Lifted Truck mug.A person who has gone to the same school for 13 years, or from kindergarten to senior year. Lifers are only found in select private schools.
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Get the Puerto Rican Listerine mug.THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE RULES.
If you follow them, you will find true enlightenment.
Rule One:
Be friends with people who can get you free food.
Rule Two:
Don't get caught doing anything stupid.
Rule Three:
If/when you do get caught, don't do anything stupid to make it worse.
Rule Four:
Always play good music.
Rule Five:
Eat Cookies.
Rule Six:
When you aren't friends with people who can get you free food, find a way to steal food that is both quick and effective.
Rule Seven:
Learn how to play the guitar. It is both cliche and attracts members of the opposite sex.
Rule Eight:
Tell someone you love them.
Rule Nine:
Learn a form of martial arts. To kick peoples' asses as well as attract the opposite sex.
Rule Ten:
Always find comfort in Ben and Jerry.
Rule Eleven:
Take over-priced and crappy photos in a photo both with more than two people (cramped spaces make for better and more memorable pictures).
Rule Twelve:
Learn a foreign language and confuse people.
Rule Thirteen:
Talk to strangers: www.omegle.com
Rule Fourteen:
Eat a series of foods all with the word 'pop' in them (popcorn, poptarts, pop...and that's pretty much it)
Rule Fifteen:
Do flips on a trampoline.
Rule Sixteen:
Bathe in your own awesomeness.
Rule Seventeen:
Set someone you don't like on fire.
Rule Eighteen:
Jump out of a window.
Rule Nineteen:
Buy a dog and name it Susan. Raise it to be your best friend, always be there for it, and it will always be there for you. Love Susan and she will always return love in forms of wet sloppy kisses and tail wagging. One day, you'll accidentally hit her with your car and go through a horrible cycle of drinking and guilt. Eventually you'll get over it and will buy goldfish for the rest of your life.
(This rule is not necessary)
Rule Twenty:
Do whatever the hell you want. Who cares?
(this is considered to be the most important LifeRule)
If you follow them, you will find true enlightenment.
Rule One:
Be friends with people who can get you free food.
Rule Two:
Don't get caught doing anything stupid.
Rule Three:
If/when you do get caught, don't do anything stupid to make it worse.
Rule Four:
Always play good music.
Rule Five:
Eat Cookies.
Rule Six:
When you aren't friends with people who can get you free food, find a way to steal food that is both quick and effective.
Rule Seven:
Learn how to play the guitar. It is both cliche and attracts members of the opposite sex.
Rule Eight:
Tell someone you love them.
Rule Nine:
Learn a form of martial arts. To kick peoples' asses as well as attract the opposite sex.
Rule Ten:
Always find comfort in Ben and Jerry.
Rule Eleven:
Take over-priced and crappy photos in a photo both with more than two people (cramped spaces make for better and more memorable pictures).
Rule Twelve:
Learn a foreign language and confuse people.
Rule Thirteen:
Talk to strangers: www.omegle.com
Rule Fourteen:
Eat a series of foods all with the word 'pop' in them (popcorn, poptarts, pop...and that's pretty much it)
Rule Fifteen:
Do flips on a trampoline.
Rule Sixteen:
Bathe in your own awesomeness.
Rule Seventeen:
Set someone you don't like on fire.
Rule Eighteen:
Jump out of a window.
Rule Nineteen:
Buy a dog and name it Susan. Raise it to be your best friend, always be there for it, and it will always be there for you. Love Susan and she will always return love in forms of wet sloppy kisses and tail wagging. One day, you'll accidentally hit her with your car and go through a horrible cycle of drinking and guilt. Eventually you'll get over it and will buy goldfish for the rest of your life.
(This rule is not necessary)
Rule Twenty:
Do whatever the hell you want. Who cares?
(this is considered to be the most important LifeRule)
By following these LifeRules, I have achieved enlightenment!
by SarahLiza July 28, 2009
Get the LifeRules mug.1. Way if living while flowing through life like tourists often changing places, jobs and interests.
2. Getting inspired by trying different jobs and lifestyles. Easy shifting from one social position to another.
2. Getting inspired by trying different jobs and lifestyles. Easy shifting from one social position to another.
Person A: Just left my job, was fed up with corporate rat race.
Person B: Well done, but whats next?
Person A: I quess first I will do some lifetramping for a while. First I want to see what's like to be a gardener. There are so many experiences and lifestyles I wish to try.
Person B: Well done, but whats next?
Person A: I quess first I will do some lifetramping for a while. First I want to see what's like to be a gardener. There are so many experiences and lifestyles I wish to try.
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