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Did you see those lemons that Flip picked last night? They were pretty juicy. No one picks more natural lemons than Flip. Hers are the best.
by DTAP March 23, 2008
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Lemming

1) A small, short-tailed rodent which lives in the tundra. It is said that large groups of these animals come together every so often to jump off of a cliff. On the contrary, they fall off quite by accident. It is also said that Disney filmed them doing this by moving them to unfamiliar territory.

2) Quite possibly one of the coolest animals ever.
1) Did you see the Disney lemming documentary? I wonder if the rumours are true...

2) Lemmings rock! They're my favourite animal!
by Psychic Jack September 12, 2003
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lemming

A lemming refers to a purchase/wished-for-item which results from reading an enthusiastic post about a new fabulous product. Overcome by compulsion, readers follow like lemmings diving off a cliff.

Originally coined in the alt.fashion newsgroup in the late 90s, the term has permeated numerous beauty boards/forums/sites.

May be used as a noun or verb. May apply to the buyer but more commonly to the item of desire.

A flemming is a fledgeling lemming.
What makeup items are on your current lemming list?

I am totally lemming the entire upcoming MAC collection!
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yaoi lemon

To understand this term it's good to know what the individual words mean in the context that they are in.

Yaoi is the Japanese word for male homosexuality. Put simply it means "gay". The word is actually an acronym that comes from the Japanese phrase, "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." meaning no climax, no point, no meaning. Yaoi has also come to describe a particular genre of Japanese shows (anime) and comics (manga) that depict male homosexual relationships. These types of shows are becoming increasingly popular among (mostly) female fans of anime and manga. Fans of yaoi often take their favorite male characters, from any anime or manga, and pair them together (regardless of sexual orientation in the original story).

The second word, lemon, is a term used amongst the fanifiction community. Quite frankly it means that there will be a graphic sex scene in any story designated as a lemon. These types of stories would be ratedp either NC-17 or X by the MPAA. Usually authors will inform the reader of any lemons at the beginning of a story. Lemons refer to any type of sexual activity that includes penetration of some sort. Another term that is used alongside lemon is "lime". This is simply a less graphic description of sexual acts. These stories usually do not go further than heavy petting. Lime's are also more commonly referred to as "shonen-ai" meaning boy's love in Japanese.

So if we combine the two words the meaning is: a story that graphically describes the sexual acts of two male participants whose characters usually come from Japanese anime of manga. Typically these types of stories focus completely on the sex scenes and consist of little-to-no actual plot.
A yaoi lemon: "Sasuke quickly shoved his cock into Naruto's ass hitting the fox boy's prostate and making him moan."

A yaoi lime: "Sasuke grabbed Naruto and desperately pressed his lips against the other boy. He could already feel himself growing excited and began to grind against Naruto."
by combo_bass December 14, 2008
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lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
by allstar666 June 21, 2005
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Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.
He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.
by lumnet July 17, 2005
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lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.
After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.
by Sokolov September 21, 2008
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