Luke

Cute,good boyfriend handsome amazing and funny

He is just a luke

by Lol xxp March 27, 2017

Luke

He'll break your heart over and over again, so don't be fooled. If you ever find yourself dating a Luke, ask yourself the following questions. 1) Is it worth it? 2) Do I really want to risk a broken heart? 3) WHY IN GODS NAME AM I DATING A BOY NAMED LUKE?!?!?!?

Horse Girl 1: Did you hear that Luke broke up with Jacklyn AGAIN?!
Horse Girl 2: Of course he did, hes a Luke

by SIMPsquirrelsinmypants March 1, 2020

Luke

Total weeb. Says "Nya" a lot, thinks in japan. if you call him gorgon-chan he will commit a felony.
has a six pack that ripples.

Person 1: hey gorgon-chan!
Luke: if you call me that again i will actually kill you

by realhumanknuckles December 16, 2018

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick

Logan and Luke are sooo good in bed

by Loganluke November 14, 2017

Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019