Luking

Luking: The action of laughing while puking.

Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."

by Shlukena February 24, 2017

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A jock all the girls wanna bang and usually is followed by a jock posse everywhere he goes so they can basically wipe his ass for him. Usually beats up skids Hicks and emos/goths

Skid1 here comes a Luke

Skid2 shit run

by Jock justice November 5, 2017

Luke

a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP

Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke

by summerrjanee May 31, 2020

Luke

A complete dickhead, everyone loves a Luke hes funny and dirty minded, but at most time is a complete cunt with no regard for human life or feelings, loves long walks on the beach and spending time in a strip club

Luke is a prick

by Willystroker98 March 8, 2019

Luke

I luke you means I'm ok with you

I suppose we r Luke

by Bobsmeuncle November 11, 2017

Luke

a dude that goes to faith christian school that acts constantly drunk and is a player.

adjective "don't be such a Luke"

by Bob jeff duder January 23, 2019