Newfoundland lobster trap 

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

Newfoundland lobster trap by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

Red Lobster 

A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"

Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps

Red Lobster by skrimps10 July 27, 2010

limp lobster 

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster

jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!

limp lobster by mar dala December 21, 2008

sex lobster 

A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.

Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.

"you're my sex lobster" - Phoebe (Friends - the porno)

sex lobster by srat2017 July 18, 2017

Red Lobster 

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

Red Lobster by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020

Butter your lobster 

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.

Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.

Butter your lobster by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

rib-steak and lobster 

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws

Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.

rib-steak and lobster by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018