Laying in Rape

When a female is prepared for a sexual incounter, but is pretenting to sleep so she doesn't have to initiate, or can pretend that she wasn't expecting it.

Dan: Dude, did u get some?
Fred: Yea she was acting like she was sleeping, but she had condom and no panties.
Dan: she was totally laying in rape.

by Mama is NuckinFutz September 14, 2010

landing strip

See strip-of-bacon

A beautiful landing strip to guide me in.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Avril Lavinge

a POSEUR! she claims to be "punk" but uh..sorry sweetie..have you listened to your own music??!? and people that arent really into punk but are into the mainstream stuff think theyr punk just cuz they like her and think that all "punks" like her..i wouldnt care if she KNEW that she was a POP STAR..but she cant even fuckin spell BOY you LOSER! and made "sk8er" popular but doesnt mean its cool buy anyways..

"Hi my name is avril lavigne and im a stupid ass canadian poseur who cant spell and used to wear ties but doesnt anymore because people copied me or so i thought becuase i actually copied them but the stupid little poseur teens dont know that and they think theyr cool just because they wear ties and have my stupid t shirts and my stupid cd's n crap"

by me March 11, 2005

Leaning Tower of Pisa

1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).

1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.

2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.

3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...





Mark H. Spicing up slang vocabularies on UrbanDictionary since last February.

by Mark H February 26, 2005

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

Urba-laming

When you want to be better than someone on Urban Dictionary but end up making your self look lamer.

"im like a ninja or something"

"Wow, what he is urba-laming"

by TornOpen February 18, 2010

avril lavinge

ignore her music and image.... her lyrics are true from the heart if you actually listen to them..

"i don't wanna fall to pieces, i just wanna sit and stare at you...."

by Cloudy March 1, 2005