the helen keller

While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.

I gave your mom the helen keller, and apparently she wants some "wah-wah?"

by schlogden February 18, 2008

Helen Keller

When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.

He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.

by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012

kellenberg

jealous people (see example)

kellenberg guys make fun of chaminade guys cuz one: they can't get any and two: they are jealous cuz one day they will be working for those same chaminade guys.

by jeosaphet May 11, 2003

kelleh

An endearment to use towards close friends. It can also be used if you forget someones name. Kelleh only works properly if it is shouted loudly with emphasis on the 'LEH' at the end.

OH HELLO KELLEH

WHATS FOR DINNER SWEET KELLEH

women: oh hi paul hows it going?

man: umm yeh not to bad....KELLEH?!?!?!

KELL......................EH

by deadbreast April 15, 2009

Helen Keller Ugly

To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller

Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly

by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010

Kellen

She, is beautiful, she gets shy around new faces but once she finally gets conformable she is funny, speaks her mind and is not afraid of being honest. She is not a fan of school at all. She has a ton of friends and can make new friends easily. Her laugh is so contagious. Her resting bitch face makes most people think she hates them. She is also really good at sports and is really competitive. She loves spending time with friends and family

Disclaimer : not every Kellen is like this, please don't get offended, and here's a reminder that you are beautiful the way you are, be kind to everyone you meet and tryout new things!

by Restingbitchface3 October 12, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.

Friend #1: go hug that girl
Friend #2: no
Friend #1: wow, you’re such a kellen

by Simpgurl070 May 25, 2020