A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..
The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..
by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020
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Get the Christmas knot mug.by gaysensualist October 25, 2012
Get the crotch knot mug.When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
Get the Side Knot mug.when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.
That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)
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Get the Knot mug.Tom described how the tie a bowline knot; "form an loop, up the bum, do the reach around and bring it back through"
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