smashing your keyboard

When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.

Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!

smashing your keyboard by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

kat’s keyboard by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

pop on the keyboard 

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

pop on the keyboard by Jon May 13, 2005

Hetero Keyboard spam 

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

Hetero Keyboard spam by Bergentruckung January 22, 2021

Alphabetical Keyboard 

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

Alphabetical Keyboard by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

Eat your keyboard by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021

membrane keyboard 

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.

I have a membrane keyboard! No one loves you.

membrane keyboard by C8 TM March 11, 2021