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Kenni

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were
Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon
by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024
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kenny abfall

I like to hang out with my buddies, drive trucks down long pointless roads, and get my hands dirty workin. All while lovin the woman of my dream.
Aewsome is Kenny abfall
by Makbaleyyy November 24, 2019
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kenny and ana

Usually a pair of very good friends.

One of them usually likes the other but the other may not feel the same at all.
“Dude did you see Kenny and Ana down the hall? They were acting as such a couple. Especially Ana!”

“Ikr, they’re so cute! I asked Kenny if they were dating but they said they were only friends, nothing more...”

“Aw, that’s too bad!”

“Yeah.”
by Katsuki May 20, 2018
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Kenny Cotnoir II

A replace for the term “2nd place”, also known as runner-up or “can’t finish”
Person 1; Hey where did you get that silver medal?
Person 2; Jimmy won, but I was able to Kenny Cotnoir II’nd!
by Abernathy Blue III June 2, 2021
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gabrielle eilish kenny

Gabrielles are amazing people to be around they’re funny hilarious kind and loving they typically have two tortoises as pets
by Dottie October 16, 2019
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Kenny

Someone who always is hurt or almost dies because of other people but always comes back right after and isn't really affected by it.
Person 1: They killed Kenny!
Person 2: Those bastards!
by savagejay0409 February 25, 2023
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the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016
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