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by Borts January 25, 2019
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the baddest bitch ever! when she’s anything but white you have a bad bitch karen.
holy fuck did you see her? she’s badass must be a karen
by kyliesizzlemynizzl April 3, 2019
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A superficial person who dates guys with weird names like swerve or skidmark. She thinks she is the queen of all queens when in actuality she is just a pompous girl who gets walked all over. Her business adventures include making cat treats and selling them at a consignment shop. Total loser Karen is.
Karen is Vain, Ignorant, Liar, Judgmental, Arrogant
by ShroomheadWaylon February 12, 2010
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Karen is a common girls name. But when used as slang, it is meant to refer to a person within a group that is ussually the biggest jerk or annoyance.

Based off of the comedy from Dane Cook. A karen is the douche of the group.
Karen will always be an asshole, or douchebag. But we still put up with them anyways.

When calling that person Karen they will not understand it, and will most likely show the Karen side to themselves, and get angry over being called it.

If anyone is to ask who or what Karen is. You are to say
"Karen is Karen"

in the most simple terms, that is who karen is.
"God i swear, Karen pisses me off so much"
"Whos Karen?"
"Karen is Karen"
"You mean Ilia?"
"Exactly, Ilia is Karen"
by FredFighter June 21, 2009
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Karen- Someone who tends to take kids; takes all of your assets and leaves you for a guy named mark
Guy 1- “Hey have you seen Karen”
Guy 2- “ yeah she took the kids and all my assets
by Fuck3rdGate January 18, 2019
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This is a middle aged white mom usually seen driving specificly a base model Porsche Cayenne. These stains are usually occupying the upper middle class and have no work aside from taking your children and then marrying Mike the Tax attorney/Lawyer/Doctor (who is Karens source of MK handbags, jewelry, fake nails, the afformentioned SUV, etc...)

Her physical description is as follows
Age: 37 - 46
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Class: Euclid
Karen #406 tried to get me fired today.
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Scientifically known as Homo Entitlementus Karenus, a genetic offshoot of the modern human, but with more defective genes.

Karens are commonly known for:
-Their strong sense of entitlement, especially when it comes to the property of young Humans.
-Their large hair, commonly seen as a status symbol among other Karens. Rumor has it that it grows in size for each manager that particular Karen consumes.

Karen society is quite simplistic, with status coming from the size of their hair.
Why is the police over at Walmart? Oh they had to arrest a Karen because it assaulted an associate.
by Super Thicc March 27, 2019
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