Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Are Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Hong Kong Fooie

sum buddy who finna fite they ass off ; don’t know how fite but ack like it

sum 1 trynna catch a righty wit 2 hooks 2 da dome, done mess wit my Hong Kong Fooie ass , ya herd?!

by scoobssnacks December 6, 2020

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018

King Kong

Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho

King Kong ain't got shit!

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022

Hong Kong

Chinese Special Administrative Region. Once a virbant city with an extremely unique culture in the Greater China region, it has been a shadow of its former self after the central government of China's crackdowns on protests in 2019. The city is expected to be fully integrated into the rest of China in 2047.

"I was once a Chinese patriot years back. I spoke Mandarin more fluently than any other blue ribbon, and sang the national anthem of China more loudly than any other Hong Kong pro-Beijing politician. Now I feel like the Chinese central government has betrayed me and my city."

by Azure&Claude June 18, 2022

Double kong

Also commonly referred to as a dub-kong by parkour athletes, a double kong is a variant of a specific vault known as a kong vault. A double kong takes the original premise of a long vault but allows for it to be performed over large distances. Weather it is being used over one large object or a distance between two, the double kong requires two separate hand placements at the beginning and end of the vault. Unlike a normal kong vault, you do not use the first hand placement to adjust your positioning mid-air to land back on your feet, as the first hand placement is used solely to help with vertical and horizontal travel, leaving the adjustment onto your feet to the second placement of the hands. A tip for performing this vault is that kicking your butt and legs above your head so that the push from the first hand placement does not send your feet towards the ground.

“This would be too long for a normal kong vault.”
“How about you try double kong?”

by Splatuality December 2, 2024

Flesh kong

The act of filling one’s vagina or arse with peanut butter in the hope a dog will lick it out. Much like the Kong dog toy.

Yuck, I looked over the fence and my neighbour had employed the flesh kong trick for her dog again.

by anonymous January 20, 2024