janitor-step

The most boring style of drum and bass music known to man. Deep and minimal, it clears the floor and should only be played when you want the janitor to start his duties.

Person 1: "Were there any hot girls at the club?"
Person 2: "What do you think, it was a janitor-step gig lol."

by crcksmkr February 13, 2010

Joint Decision

When two people make a decision over a joint.

Ian: "Whose idea was it for you and Mark to quit your jobs and move to Tahiti to pursue a career in spreading love?"

Sara: "It was a joint decision"

by icwish October 14, 2009

Jonathan

He’s just a guy that lives somewhere

Jonathan’s a guy.

by Kakakakajakakajjasjkkkakaaka December 8, 2018

prison joint

A quickly rolled joint that has to be kept a hidden while rolled. These joints are usually poorly rolled and are somewhat loose and mis-shaped.

We were in the park with people around us, so we quickly rolled a prison joint.

by Taylor384 June 19, 2008

Strip Joint Erection

Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.

BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.

JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009

Bum joint

a male or female lacking attractiveness

You thought I liked you? Bitch, you a bum joint

by Chrisxxxxxxx July 11, 2010

joint

In NYC in the 70's, the joint meant that something was very good or the best. It could be just about anything.

Ex. 1. Yo, did you see that movie last night?
Yeah, it was the joint.
2. I heard Parliament last night. Tear the Roof of the Sucker is definitely the joint.
3. This pizza is the joint!!~

by John D V June 1, 2006