Mocha Joe Jackson

1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast

Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.

by brown snoopy April 27, 2008

moldy joe

when a girl gets playdo and sticks it up her pussy and then takes it out to see what she can take.

woah, taylor found out she can take a lot! thanks moldy joe!

by jonatron zigler January 14, 2010

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

by fahm gurl October 9, 2003

mulatto Joe

A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.

"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"

by josh peak June 23, 2014

mighty young joe

Any probie firefighter named "Joe", who is prematurely balding, short & stocky, and has a pleasant personality.

Capt.: Who's gonna wipe down the Chief's car?

Lieutenant: I'll send Mighty young Joe

by the wetspot March 28, 2008

Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!

Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!

by castlehoff April 23, 2011

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009