scholar jock

A male or female that participates in high profile sports but also has a high academic achievement rating (such as an the star player on the honor roll)

"kid one-you know that star player who made the honor roll?
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"

by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. April 4, 2011

nut jocked

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

by joyce byers January 10, 2017

molly jocking

the act of fucking around

"Dustin, quit molly jocking around and finish up your work, you little shit!"

by dodoheaddd September 21, 2009

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

Jock-ward

When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut

Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."

by arthurevans July 22, 2013

jock estate

Location of Smelly inbred Indians called Martin

That smelly Martin from the jock estate has been here

by Pokeslayer87 March 31, 2023

Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 22, 2020