Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?
Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.
Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.
Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.
Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.
Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
by Bergstein March 8, 2011
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2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
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Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.
by Yessir12345 October 9, 2011
Get the Steve Jobs mug.a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
Get the everlasting jobstopper mug.The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?
by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003
Get the Jebus Cripes mug.The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.
He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs
He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.
He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.
by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010
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"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"
by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010
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