jorny

A very funny typo of journey. Used by Lauren and Travis.

Lauren: takes you on a jorny.
Travis: Whee!

by Master Travisio March 27, 2005

Jonny Apples

Another Word For Fentanyl Suckers

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples

by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008

johnyxliar

Human robot made to have human feelings.
Roleplay character.
An amazing person.
Myspace.com/ilovekannonbitch
Goes by the name Johny as well.

Oh shit I would definitely want to tap JohnyxLiars ass.

by bitchcuntass October 17, 2008

Jonny McCormic

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.

Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!

by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 28, 2009

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

jobnesia

While at work, you learn something necessary to do your job either through training or job experience and then forget it.
There are many people who suffer from this malady. It is costing Americans jobs which are being sent to other countries. This can be characterized by being expected to remember a lot of information, but only able to remember so much. The information that you lost is caused by jobnesia.

Suzy was trained on the procedures to support her customers. One month later, she is not following those procedures due to jobnesia.

by chuckbert September 19, 2009

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010