A youtuber who commonly makes flight sim and GTA V roleplay cop videos. Funny as fuck. Known for fake characters such as Stoner Steve and Sarge. Also known for his one liners.
by BigMeatyClaws69420 December 08, 2020
A “high Jeff” is whenever one of your friends (it helps if their name is Jeff) gets so high that it is obvious to anyone even vaguely paying attention.
by fisher2 November 11, 2019
1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 26, 2018
Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.
P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go
by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022
Jeff Blim is an actor, singer, writer, composer, and lyricist. He is largely known for his work with Team Starkid, notably having performed in Holy Musical B@man, A Very Potter Senior Year, Twisted, Trail to Oregon, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nightmare Time. He's written the music and lyrics for TGWDLM, Black Friday, Nightmare Time, and Trail to Oregon, as well as co-writing the book to Trail to Oregon with Nick and Matt Lang.
Some of his additional work largely includes playing Paul Gauguin in the musical Starry, playing Chuck and understudying Ren in the 2008 national tour of Footloose, and appearing as Jonah in Royalties, alongside many other smaller projects/shows. He also hosts a podcast with his friend Jon Matteson called Rim Tim Timmy's Fun Time Hour.
While having a more "chaotic" internet presence (mostly around 2016-2019), he's been leaning away from the chaotic persona and beginning to become more private, while still interacting with fans through 1-on-1 lessons and workshops through Artists and Beyond in 2020.
Some of his additional work largely includes playing Paul Gauguin in the musical Starry, playing Chuck and understudying Ren in the 2008 national tour of Footloose, and appearing as Jonah in Royalties, alongside many other smaller projects/shows. He also hosts a podcast with his friend Jon Matteson called Rim Tim Timmy's Fun Time Hour.
While having a more "chaotic" internet presence (mostly around 2016-2019), he's been leaning away from the chaotic persona and beginning to become more private, while still interacting with fans through 1-on-1 lessons and workshops through Artists and Beyond in 2020.
Person 1: Hey, do you know who Jeff Blim is?
Person 2: Of course! He wrote all of the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series, right?
Person 1: Yep! As well as the music in Trail to Oregon!
Person 2: Of course! He wrote all of the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series, right?
Person 1: Yep! As well as the music in Trail to Oregon!
by waterlillymiller November 11, 2020
blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream
by stube45 September 28, 2013
God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.
Guy: who is that guy
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022