Jeff Atchison

Abandons people but generally a good person. A musical god. Left being a band teacher to work at Panera Bread.

God damn, he's good, but not as good as Jeff Atchison!

by awsedrft12345 June 10, 2017

Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it

"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"

by jeff roller July 1, 2015

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

Pulling a Jeff

making an idiot out of ones self; lying; sticking ones foot in ones mouth

I was talking to Joe and he was totally pulling a Jeff.

by MPHBS January 29, 2019

jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.

Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.

by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021

sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020

The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.

Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.

by Jessurie August 15, 2011