jeff eyes

When a girl has a wild, mad look in her eyes like she really wants to barely suck Jeff's dick

Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*

Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*

Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes

Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.

by bonerpatrol456 October 1, 2017

Jeff Blim

Jeff Blim is an actor, singer, writer, composer, and lyricist. He is largely known for his work with Team Starkid, notably having performed in Holy Musical B@man, A Very Potter Senior Year, Twisted, Trail to Oregon, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nightmare Time. He's written the music and lyrics for TGWDLM, Black Friday, Nightmare Time, and Trail to Oregon, as well as co-writing the book to Trail to Oregon with Nick and Matt Lang.
Some of his additional work largely includes playing Paul Gauguin in the musical Starry, playing Chuck and understudying Ren in the 2008 national tour of Footloose, and appearing as Jonah in Royalties, alongside many other smaller projects/shows. He also hosts a podcast with his friend Jon Matteson called Rim Tim Timmy's Fun Time Hour.
While having a more "chaotic" internet presence (mostly around 2016-2019), he's been leaning away from the chaotic persona and beginning to become more private, while still interacting with fans through 1-on-1 lessons and workshops through Artists and Beyond in 2020.

Person 1: Hey, do you know who Jeff Blim is?
Person 2: Of course! He wrote all of the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series, right?
Person 1: Yep! As well as the music in Trail to Oregon!

by waterlillymiller November 10, 2020

Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it

"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"

by jeff roller July 1, 2015

The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.

Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.

by Jessurie August 15, 2011

sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020

jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.

Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.

by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021

Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022