Jonas Brothers 

1) A pop-rock band that haters like to focus on because they wear purity rings and don't cuss in their music.

2)The role models Hollywood needs today

3)Sexy

The band consists of Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas; originally from Wycoff NJ.

"Guess who just topped the album charts!"
"Who?"
"The Jonas Brothers! Chyeaa!"

Jonas Brothers by onemanshow March 30, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

A band of three brothers that was actually pretty good until disney took them in. After they started working with disney their music practically went to shit.

They're also known for their hair, faces, and skinny jeans and not their music (even though Joe is the only RELATIVELY attractive one) which is why nobody likes Kevin.

Example 1:
Jonas Fangirl: Oh my god, I LOVE The Jonas Brothers
Sensible Person: I used to like them until Disney Channel turned them into homos

Example 2:
Jonas Fangirl: OH MY GOD! NICK AND JOE JONAS ARE SO HOT!
Person 2: What about Kevin?
Jonas Fangirl: I don't care about him because I'm obviously in love with the "band" because of their looks. Duh!

Jonas Brothers by Ex-Jobro Fan December 6, 2010

Jonas Brothers 

Three brothers from New Jersey who are amazing musicians, contrary to popular belief. Many don't like them which the thousands of fans (who are not all stupid brainwashed little girls) would accept if they were respectful about it and did not spend their lives posting long inaccurate comments about how much they suck. Their music is both fun and meaningful. The three most talented brothers in the US.

Jonas hater: The Jonas Brothers suck..they suck cock *enter another generic comment here* blah blah blah
Jonas fan: wow you have a life...not..

Jonas Brothers by munt31 November 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

the jonas brothes are a band of brothers, nickolas,joseph, and kevin (the 2nd),people call the JB or the jobros and i love them alot! in my opinion nick is the cutest. he is the youngest in the band.they have a littler brother who is to young to be in the band, and the magazines say he dosn't want to,he wants to start his own band, his name is frankie, and he is 8 years old at the time.

did you buy the Jonas Brothers' CD?

Jonas Brothers by karli z April 18, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

A pop-rock (popular rock) band of brothers consisting of Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas was discovered singing when he was at a hair salon with his mother at the age of 3. Someone then referred him to an agency. Then he performed on broadway in the shows "Les Miserables" (Gavroche)"Beauty and the Beast" (Chip) "the Sound of Music" and "Annie Get Your Gun". In 2004 he recorded a solo self-titled Christian album with his brothers as backup singers/musicians. All 3 boys have played guitar, drums, and piano all of their lives. They recorded a demo song called Please Be Mine for Nicholas, who had planned on being a solo artist at the time and Columbia Records signed them as a trio. They recorded an album called "Its about Time" under this label in 2005. In 2006, the record label shut down leaving the boys without one. They were signed to the Disney-owned record label Hollywood Records in 2006 and continue to be successful,talented, musicians who seem to improve and mature through each album.

Fanbase : Stereotype vs Reality..

the stereotypical jonas fan is under the age of 12 and only likes them for their looks. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION. Jonas Brothers have a fanbase of all ages and 99% of their fans love their music, and who they are as people. They are the most dedicated fans in the world...

Haters:

Jonas Haters typically hide behind a computer screen and spam Jonas Brother's youtube, myspace, twitter etc as a result of their ignorance. Most of the time these haters act as if they are superior to Jonas fans bc they hate them and believe that one day they can harm the boys. Their behavior is eerily similar to that of a white supremacist.

how can you judge a piece of music by hearing 3milliseconds of it or not hearing it at all... you cant, so stop judging the jonas brothers by that, and dig a little deeper than the surface bc 100% of the time, the stereotype is wrong

"Personally, I am not in the band to say 'hey you have to respect us and take us seriously' because that's kind of stupid. We're doing it because we love it and dont care what age group we attract. If they like our music,they like our music and if they dont, fine. We dont need you to like our music." - Joe Jonas

Jonas Brothers by jonai September 28, 2009

Jonas Thrust

When your penis is very small and you thrust your hips upwards very violently while having sex to create the illusion that your penis is larger than it is.

Sally didn't really seem into it last night, so I gave her the Jonas Thrust!

Jonas Thrust by FedoraLovr March 19, 2015

Jonas Brothers 

The best band on the face of the earth.
Kevin Jonas, Joseph Jonas, and Nicholas Jonas make up the Jonas Brothers. The three of them together have three recorded albums It's About Time, Jonas Brothers, and A Little Bit Longer, and Nick has one solo one, Nicholas Jonas.

They're a new sensation of music, with die hard fans and an awesome stage presence. They've been on countless TV shows, such as Ellen, Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, SNL, Letterman, 20/20, Barbara Walters, TRL, FNMTV, Disney Channel Games, CBS Early Show, Good Morning America, Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, American Idol, and many, many more.

They've performed at the 51st Annual Grammys, the 2007 and 2008 AMAS, nominated for best new artist at the 51st Annuel Grammys, won 6 Teen Choice awards in 2008, Kids Choice Award for best group, and nominated for video of the year at the 2008 VMAs.


Without a doubt, you love them or not, you know them. They've impacted the world, and there is no erasing that. They've impacted American Music History, and there is no changing that.


GO JONAS!

The Jonas Brothers Pone. Deal with it.

Jonas Brothers by jonasponesmysoul February 23, 2009