jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.

Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.

by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021

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sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

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Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

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