The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.
Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"
Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"
Tessa- "I guess so..."
Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."
Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"
Tessa- "I guess so..."
Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."
by e=McHammerd December 29, 2010
A "Pabst Trap" is a series of empty beer cans, typically Pabst Blue Ribbon, strung together with fishing line and set across a low-speed roadway at night. Typical Pabst Trap catches include vehicles, bicyclists, and drunk Navajos.
The man stopped and exited his car, examined the cause of clamour, and exclaimed: "Oh! It's a Pabst Trap!" before returning to his vehicle.
by Flaggot December 31, 2006
a device to remotely trap, catch, or capture a bro employing the use of a beer as bait; like a mousetrap, but using a brewski instead of cheese.
"Yo Cal, can you brew me?" -dude
"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal
"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude
"Sure bro... (puts hand in beer trap fridge). Yo dude, what the hell?! My hand is stuck." -Cal
"Good, now let's talk about you fucking my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" -dude
by Da Sperminator October 04, 2011
by Jenna a.k.a J-Dawg October 18, 2005
A question a woman asks a man just to put him in a tight spot. Trap questions can be chained, creating more awkwardness.
Girl: Who's prettier, me or my cousin?
Boy: You.
Girl: So my cousin's ugly?
Boy: Err, no.
Girl: So you think she's cute?
Boy: Uhh..
Boy: You.
Girl: So my cousin's ugly?
Boy: Err, no.
Girl: So you think she's cute?
Boy: Uhh..
by farts May 07, 2005
by Xavier8pack March 10, 2017
A big arse speed hump usually of the tabletop/school crossing type that is so high that it prevents any fully sick wog in his dramatically lowered car from going over it, some try and because of it's flat top design the hump effectivly traps them, rendering them unable to move off the hump without major damage to their bodykit. while to others it just keeps them from entering the area
by Wedge11 August 20, 2008