Kelp Shake

kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on

Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!

by TheKelpShaker May 9, 2018

Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011

Shamrock Shake

to receive a hand-job in the bathroom of an Irish pub, or simply a hand-job given by an Irishman

Greg "Paddy O'Flanagan gave me a shamrock shake the other day."
Steve "You're a fag"

by lonnielassar March 2, 2010

shake off

The gentle shaking of one's penis after urination to insure that any remaining urine is expelled before pulling one's pants up.

Dave rememberd to shake off because he didn't want to stain his boxers.

by Sean Piece September 26, 2003

shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.

Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"

by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010

waist shake

A japanese slang term for sexual intercourse. Often follwoed by a peliv thrust towards the object they desire to waist shake.

I would love to waist shake zhang ziyi *pelvic thrust*

by kei-kun December 22, 2006