idiot box

A black, cubical, electronic "box". One side of this cube is however, bot black, but a clear "screen". When this electronic box is activated or "turned on", it flashes towards the "viewer" various images and sounds. These images and sounds are usually either fabricated in a "studio" or coming "live" from a very different place than the viewer is sitting on the couch and watching/hearing them.

Critical Thought sold separately.

Damn, New Years Eve fucking sucked. I sat in my apartment all alone and watched the idiot box until passing out at 2AM.

by Forever Remain April 29, 2008

survival of the idiots

An episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Sandy eats a ton of nuts the store fat for hibernation season in her Tree Dome. Spongebob and Patrick end up going inside to see what she's up to and the door freezes shut in which they are trapped inside and forced to survive for all of winter. They do this by shaving patches of Sandys fur to use as warmth for the harsh climate. They eventually wake Sandy when they were arguing as to who is Dirty Dan and who is Pinhead Larry. Sandy and proceeds to practically killed both of them and give them their own grades.... morbid for a kids show huh? Anyway, as previously stated they make it through the spectral apparition that is the fact that it is snowing inside a dome with no clouds or westher... underwater. Sandy wakes up apparently losing all the weight games from eating all of the knots and then finds that all of her fur has been shaved off and then disturbingly where SpongeBob and Patrick as clothing..... our generation would be so fucked if they actually looked into these shows.

The Donner Party, survival of the idiots

by Hunterthrkingsassani February 19, 2014

idiot proof

Something the internet isn't.

If the internet were made idiot proof, then google would run out of business.

by RabarJabar August 4, 2009

bloody idiot

A British term for a total dumbass.

If you drink and drive you are a bloody idiot.

by An Excommunicated Elf July 3, 2009

Idiot Stick

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

by Marklemagne March 20, 2010

chivalrous idiot

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.

Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.

by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

Stupid Idiot

You

You are a stupid idiot

by Vizone June 14, 2022