Ian Hanchett

A man that can be referred to as the greatest child since the invention of children

"My son, Ian Hanchett, the greatest child since the invention of children, moved to Washington D.C."

by Mr. Cool777 February 28, 2017

ian even

‘ian even’ means ‘i didn’t even’

ian even kno lil bih had a krush on meh

by lovelypeaches1000 January 7, 2020

Ian Palmer

n. To put more effort than required, resulting in minimal reward.

Your lab report was 5 pages long? Shit, I wrote only half a page. You pulled an Ian Palmer.

by xxx_420noscoper_xxx November 11, 2014

megan and ian

Best fucking couple ever. They are the cutest shit ever. But they are weird.

Megan and Ian are so fun to hang out with.

by Skippylongcock November 20, 2016

Ian is gay

A very well known person named Ian in Alaska is actually gay

Ian is gay.

by YaBoyNikolai October 15, 2019

Scott Ian

To shave the pubes above the penis bald, but leaving all pubes on the balls untouched, giving one's package the appearance of Scott Ian, singer of Anthrax.

"Now when I fuck a girl, it looks like Scott Ian is head butting a vagina!"

by I dont Care September 8, 2007

Ian Phlegming

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009