cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Ear nipple

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.

We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.

by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021

Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

Nog ear

A term to describe a stupid person, likening their head to a piece of wood with ears. Most often overheard in English suburbs around the greater London area. Possibly of French origin.

That wanker's a real nog ear.

by Nog Boy February 27, 2023

ear bubbling

sucking on a partners ear whilst fornicating, to the point of ear lobe stretching

Breanna dabbles in ear bubbling on certain Wednesdays in the fall.

by executiveSA September 17, 2013

ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.

(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.

by shortie64 April 1, 2009

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018