Gnome Hunting

The hunting of gnomes after a lobotomy (i’m going insane)

Person 1: Let’s go gnome hunting

Person 2: Gnomes aren’t real dude

Person 1: Wdym I saw one this morning in the forest
(Person 1 is turning insane)

by eimzzzz August 17, 2023

Oscar Hunt

The best person ever 💕

The person I’m dating 💕
Luckiest person ever!

Hey who’s the guy that makes you happy? Oscar hunt obviously!

by Poppy.Lowee February 8, 2021

dolphin hunting

Going to a nightclub with the intent of attracting an extremely good looking lady. (Opposite of whale watching)

Man I can't wait to go dolphin hunting with the boys this Friday!

by Rizzmeister900 February 22, 2023

cunt hunt

Looking for sexual intercourse with a grown woman.

Let's go to a cunt hunt, pick up some women at the bar.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Toes Hunting

The primitive urge to chop toes off a living human.

Lunatic : I'm hungry, i must go Toes Hunting.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

The Protein Hunt

The desperate search by body-builders and athletes for any source of protein after an intense work-out. Obsessed with ensuring they consume a substantial amount of protein within the half-hour "window" after their work-out, body-builders and athletes scourge the surrounding neighborhood/kitchen/city for sources of protein. The Protein Hunt often ends in frantic consumption of a burger, a glass of milk, several eggs, or something similar.

Jimbo: "Yo man, you want to come over and play some video games?"
Mike: "Nah dude I can't, I just maxed out at the gym and now I'm on the Protein Hunt. But while I've got you on the phone, do you know any good places to grab a burger around here?"

by Jimbobwe93 November 5, 2009

Rhino Hunting

When one of your buddies gets black out drunk at a party and is so horny that he starts to grind with any girl he can find, which are usually women much heavier than himself.

Me: "Dude, that girl John is dancing with has to weigh at least fifty pounds more than he does."

Friend: "Yeah, he starts rhino hunting whenever he drinks too much."

by Janimal66 November 2, 2014