homer

jackass that needs to get lap dance from an old lady and get on with his life! they are most likely very ugly and don't take showers.they are usually dickfaces and undateable becasue they laugh at every f ing thing!

me: some kids died in a school bus today
homer: hahahahahaha I'm a dumshit
me: go kill yourself douchebag
homer: okay hahahahahahah

by plier face October 9, 2008

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homewrecker

An individual who rubs their genitals around your woman/man, and tease them until they get a boner and ends up cheating on you. 9 out10 the individual is aware that the person is already in a relationship.

When i was little my mom told me to be aware of homewreckers, to help me understand this definition she pointed at the picture of the most famous homewrecker in America: Angelina Jolie.

by alyhyy July 7, 2011

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homebrero

1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.

2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".

1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.

2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .

by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 9, 2008

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homebru

an alcoholic drink that makes you hug toilets. often used to start fires , clean brass and remove bubble gum from carpets. if encountered by this liquid form of pure evil...run

"tastes like....unleaded?"
"nope..its homebru"
"oh....VOMIT"

by SLAM BAXTER August 8, 2007

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