homance

A silly illusion of a relationship with a chix that is using a guy to benefit herself.

Don: Lydia really likes me.
Ed: Lydia the stripper, dude she likes your dollars. You're in a homance.

by TelynAgain December 16, 2008

Jennifer's Homanica

Insert the your pointer finger in her vagina and your ring finger in her ass then pull them out and put the used fingers into her nostrils.

Jennifer could not distinguish the pungent odor when John gave her a Jennifer's Homanica.

by Pit Master January 8, 2009

homance

1) a romance where the girl is a bitch who flirts with other guys. making her a ho.

2) a relationship where the guy is whipped by a slut

Jim: "Let's hook up."
Ann: "Hold on, I just have to 'talk' to Freddy."
Jim: "OK, come back soon!"
Bob: "Yo b, you gotta end this homance."

by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

The Hoginator

When a man is nailing a hook from behind, he reaches down, under her arm and up and around and proceeds to pull on her hair while feeding the pony.

Bru..I heard alot of noise in the room your were in. What did you do to her?

A. I gave her the hoginator and she loved every minute of it!

by Dr. Wanch November 4, 2008

Homance

It is when a milk man gets his hoo hoo stuck in the milk bottle at work.

My wife found out I was having a homance at work. She was devistated.

by wglr13mwz April 15, 2011

Phu Hoang

Big HEADDDD. Very Massive. With a small body. n a mouth that often says "i no u r u said u r so wat am i?"

answer would be - ur gay, people say ur gay, and i say ur gay, n im a sexy cunt

by Patc September 9, 2003

hogannaphobia

The fear of Hulk Hogan playing Hogans Castle at 3am on the Nintendo entertainment system while eating rat poison while also chucking moth balls at your goldfish named Darold

I have hogannaphobia

by NErUp May 5, 2023