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Nostril Hockey 

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.
"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."
Nostril Hockey by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

pocket hockey 

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining
I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

Field Hockey Fanatic 

a crazed male field hockey fan; a field hockey fantatic is a male field hockey fan who thinks field hockey is the shit of sports. He will wake up wicked early to watch field hockey tournaments, and will be noted as "rude" by the referees. A group of fanatics are usually led by a very sexist male who is convinced that guys can beat girls in field hockey,wears field hockey jackets, shows up at field hockey team meetings, and might try out for the team. A fanatic will yell rude cheers at referees such as "get off your knees ref, your blowin' the game", but aren't sure of any rules, too lazy to read them. A fanatic will show up at games, not knowing why, but continuing to cheer and insult the referees, always stepping it up to the next level, saying "they haven't heard shit yet".
A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later hearing the referees left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and decides to show up at a tournament the next morning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious".
Field Hockey Fanatic by fanatic#3 September 21, 2005

Devil's Hockey 

Playing hockey by just using defense. This takes a fast-paced and exciting sport and turning it into the equivalent on watching a molasses race. Why try offense when you can win a game 1-0 on a lucky shot? You can also settle for a 0-0 tie!

This is named because of the style of defensive hockey the New Jersey Devils played in the 1990s and early 2000s.
When they started playing Devil's Hockey, the other team gave up out of boredom.
Devil's Hockey by PensBrak January 27, 2010

cock hockey 

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.
Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?
cock hockey by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

Tonsil Hockey 

when 2 people are hardcore makeing out, being all sloppy and what not.
OMG Staci and Bill were all over each other playing tonsil hockey with their tounges!!! DUDE IT WAS SO GROSS!
Tonsil Hockey by Mr. A. Ludwig December 1, 2009