Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"
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The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012
Get the Hooker Taint mug.similar to a hill billy but instead of fucking their relatives, they sit around in massive groups of men talking about dump trucks and back hoes.
tony: hey steph, how was the party last night?
steph: it sucked..there was a bunch of pine honkers there so my driveway was packed with pick up trucks.
steph: it sucked..there was a bunch of pine honkers there so my driveway was packed with pick up trucks.
by missysteph September 13, 2007
Get the pine honker mug.A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.
Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou
Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!
Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!
Student: Thank you!
Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!
Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!
Student: Thank you!
by vdb2725 February 19, 2011
Get the son of a hooker mug.Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.
by jdddog December 5, 2011
Get the laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck mug.A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.
Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
Rob: "A dirt road hooker"
Bob: "Ah, true"
by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013
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