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Going Ham on the Hammer

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.
Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "
by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021
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Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.
by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021
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mrs.hammonds

A rude bitch who always thinks she's perfect and everyone else is below her.
Girl: there go Mrs.hammonds
Guy: wdym?
Girl:she think she better than everyone.
by badlilkid200 January 23, 2023
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Andrew Hammond

The head teacher of Hall School Wimbledon, the brother of Richmond Hammond, is the most excellent teacher and cares for everyone. He has great humour and a great personality. You are so lucky if you meet him or have him as a headteacher. He is strict when he wants to be but also knows when to be chilled and relaxed.
Person 1: Hey is that Andrew Hammond

Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.
by Loki_998 March 11, 2023
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Andrew Hammond

Brother of Richard Hammond, Headteacher of a school in Wimbledon is the best teacher in the world with a heart of gold and is loved by everybody, his generosity serves him well and he deserves a lot of recognition for the good work he has done. He is someone you should not lose if you ever come across one.
Person 1: Hey, is that Andrew Hammond

Person 2: OMG yes it is we need to tell him how much we appreciate him.
Person 1: Yes we really should
by Loki_998 March 11, 2023
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Noah Hammond

Traveller who frequently trespasses across people's borders but it's ok bcos he's irish
There is a Noah Hammond over there!!!!!
by blazematttttttttt June 14, 2023
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Graeme Hammond

The art of having a wank in the ice freezer on your smoko break
They young man was caught having a Graeme Hammond by his boss
by Culture Cluby August 10, 2024
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