Homework 

what you aren't doing right now

instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary

Homework by 3ating food November 4, 2019

Homework 

A useless stupid item in school why need homework if you already learning in school home work takes time away from you and your family fuck homework

Teacher why do we need homework

Homework by Crustyiscarl October 15, 2019

Homework 

Legal torture instrument invented by monsters so called teachers. Homework was created purely for these fucking sinister muppets to enjoy looking at kids stress and get sleep deprivation.

Teacher: This week for homework you will need to read 38 chapters of this book, write a book review and essay about it and revise for next lessons test which is tomorrow. These are due in tomorrow. We also have a pop quick tomorrow so don’t forget that either.
Me: Oi why the fuck You gotta be such a fucking pain in the ass and give us this retarded tree killing torture device sir? Isn’t six and a half hours of jail time and torture enough for you evil bastards?

Homework by Jelly-Rol October 15, 2019

Homework 

Legally known as torture, or schools sinister version of paying bills, only exception is that your the only one paying(aka doing the work) and for doing your so called job(school) they give you endless amounts of this shit in return. It ain’t enough that you have me in school for 6-7 hours a day, No no no no no NO! You gotta subject me to 1-6 more hours of torture, giving me no time to relax and get into interests that I actually care for want to succeed in, which is what home after school should be for

Friend: hey, a paintball team just accepted that we join them, they pay well, wanna do it?
Me: sorry, got homework to do for the whole week, massive essay
Friend: F#@k that man, I hate homework, why can’t they let us do something that we care about
Me: I dunno man, I dunno

Homework by ALUCARD7749 October 16, 2019

homework 

Pieces of paper that teach students what unpaid overtime is .

homework is useless

homework by Early Smile October 22, 2019

Homework 

The thing that only fricking nerds don't absolutely despises

Homework is the worst thing ever

Homework by UR NAN INIT October 23, 2019

Homework 

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects,

I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.

Homework by Cameron cook/pangolin lover October 25, 2019