greasy reecy

a word used when someone is so gay and unable to perform simple sexual acts with women

girl 1: Hey how was your date last night?
girl 2: It was good until we got into bed and he was all greasy reecy on me!

greasy reecy by aatge December 16, 2011

Greasy Loot 

Loot in an MMO game that has been rubbed down with semen and snake oil by Father Cum Sock himself.

Tom: "OH MY GOD I GOT GREASY LOOT!"
*Tom starts stroking his thomas to the sight of the loot drenched in Father Cum Sock's greasy cum sock juice.

Greasy Loot by urbanmaster111 October 25, 2013

greasy jesus 

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

greasy jesus by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

greasy hair 

1 see andy

eww, hes beginning to look like an andy with is greasy hair

greasy hair by Hate_you February 28, 2004

Greasy Diesel 

Ki'z Dream

Fish Jumping Out Of Someones Swimming Shorts "ooo Greasy Diesel"

Greasy Diesel by Ki 1986 October 18, 2008

greasy wheel 

When you tittie fuck a girl with a greasy ass leaving a round greasy area on her stomach.

I spent all day in the sun with that bitch, I threw her down and gave her a greasy wheel!

greasy wheel by LunchBox Man May 17, 2009

greasy as a jesse jones sausage 

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

greasy as a jesse jones sausage by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011