Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg August 22, 2008

nauseous grapes

A phrase used to describe an awful smell

Becca: *Opens lunch bag*
Emma: EW! What did your mom pack you for lunch?

Becca: fish salad.
Emma: ... It smells like nauseous grapes.

by EB! June 12, 2009

grape pop

When a man fucks a woman with one of his testicles rather than his cock. thus popping your grape into her pussy.

My left nut is sore from that grape pop i pulled off with nancy!

by marc and alex March 31, 2007

grape dick

a small choad like shalong that is purple and has big vains sticking out of it. most occurs on people with mole legs

craigs willy is grape colourd with purple vains and its bent

by mickles October 28, 2004

purple grapes

hairy ass nuts (testicles)

Go to sleep before i stick my purple grapes in you mouth!

by Grizzagle July 27, 2006

grape sex

An instant where one inserts penis into grape

I just saw grape sex

by goat penis December 28, 2016

The Grapes of Wrath

When one places one's sweaty testicles on an unsuspecting person's face, eyes, chin, mouth, forehead or any other part of the face.

I gave this dumb chick The Grapes of Wrath last night after I was steaming them up in my pants.

by Keith J. Johnson October 04, 2008