Goochin'

The act of sexually shooting your cum into the air after jerking it slowly and catching it with your mouth.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Dillothy was Goochin' last night?
Person 2: Please leave me alone I don't know who you are
Person 1: I know, right?

by Ourgh April 17, 2024

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosii

Adjective, that describes something surprisingly negative or surprisingly funny. Normally negative connotation, but in some cases also positive.

His new haircut looks goosii.

by JulianKr June 5, 2024

Gobshite

Someone who chats shit and talks out of their arse, normally a cocky bastard who thinks he’s funny.

Friend 1: Dude, that red squirrel just talks bollocks!

Friend 2: I know, he’s such a gobshite, little fucker!

by JJ_arch July 1, 2024

goosie

To be stinky

You're goosie

by AaronOnTopFr September 22, 2024

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025