goon squaded

When you see a cute girl from the distance and you want to approach here but all of a sudden a influx of males surround her.

I was about to talk to this beautiful girl but then she got goon squaded by 6 guys so I left.

by Slumpyman November 9, 2015

goon life

When someone is a goon 24/7 365 days a year

Adam is all about that goon life

by Coochie99 July 17, 2016

Goon Cave

a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.

Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.

by real gooner September 19, 2023

Goon to a goblin

A total joke of a person

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

by Terell & his Goons November 18, 2019

goon bag

"The Goon Bag" is a specific location in Garema Place, Civic, Canbera City, Australia. This is a common hang out for alternitive sub-cultures, such as goth, emo, indie, punks, etc.

The Goon Bag is a sculpture of a metal over-sized cushion, which is mounted on black marble 'steps' that rise about a meter off the ground.

The actual sculpture was named 'the goon bag' due to it's metal cushion, that resembles the silver bag that cheep wine (also known as goon) comes in.

"i'll see you at the goon bag today after school"

by person that you don't know. October 23, 2007

straight goon

to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around

faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy

by king goon December 3, 2010

Goon

1. A cool word, replacing the word {pimp}, as in "pimp my style, yo,"

2.A really wierd {creep} that follows you, aka, a {stalker} that ties you up and pushes you off of a {blimp}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There!!!"

1. dude, your car is looking totally {gooned} out

2. "Hey, leave me alone you {gooney} old goon, you really belong with the {monkeys}!!! LONG LIVE {KING KONG}!!!"

by Ibarkalotcauseiwant2.hehe April 8, 2010