Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.
by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020
When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.
Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.
Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.
Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.
by EggsRSides April 07, 2022
A kickass wii golf game that was popular back in 2006. Not many people, or anyone at all, remembers it.
by Ace_66669 April 17, 2022
When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess
you: omg he wants to go golfing together!
friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.
friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!
friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.
friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!
by peeepsie July 29, 2024
Golf with your nose
Golf with your nose:
Golf refers as dick and It means play with your boobs(nose two hole). Golf stick stands for dick and nose as in two hole stands for boobs. It's a term used by teenagers frequently
Golf refers as dick and It means play with your boobs(nose two hole). Golf stick stands for dick and nose as in two hole stands for boobs. It's a term used by teenagers frequently
by Gerard dydon June 29, 2021