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Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.
Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.
by yerduae February 1, 2015
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spandex goggles

Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.
man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
by Group Dynamics May 14, 2015
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thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.
Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?
by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 April 4, 2016
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Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.
Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.
by Bigbubba666 May 6, 2016
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Nut Goggled

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.
by Laydown September 10, 2016
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rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles
by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016
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Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 5, 2016
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