food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit

"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"

by aj hutchison January 17, 2008

alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

Goofy goober

Exactly what it means

Man you a goofy goober

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover June 8, 2011

Uber Goober

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates

by midgetben September 4, 2005

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015