Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 7, 2023

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

Buzz Glove

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.

Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!

John- Bro i have to drive tonight

Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!

John- Sweet lets do this!!

by Tblumps January 4, 2011

Glove Slaw

glove and prespective are the slaw.

My wife, my kids, my dog, and my slaw, my feet on the table, with you and glove slaw.

by JSalt October 4, 2021

Sweatty Glove

When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.

Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma

"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."

"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."

by T-pain__ March 7, 2008

oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves

wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves

by memeballs June 29, 2017

Rubber Gloves

Basically condoms for your hands

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens

by W.G. II September 8, 2019