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glove

glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.
i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?
by brybeebb April 1, 2020
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Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.
Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.
by Fyce May 8, 2020
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oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.
by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020
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Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!
by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020
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Black gloved

To take 100 dollars out of one ass while wearing a black glove
That man over there owes me 100 dollars, I'm going to black gloved him if he doesn't pay up soon.
by MikeHancho07 July 12, 2022
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ryder gloves

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.
by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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