Gaze glaze

The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.

Gaze glaze me babe! Hold my eye’s open n squirt your jizz into them babe!

by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022

Holiday Glaze

When you ejaculate on the Christmas ham and serve it to your in-laws.

I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.

by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020

Glazing

When your give someone extreme praise unnecessarily, or when you hate on someone unnecessarily

Maurice “Alexsis ur shoes looks like something out of a trash can they’re horrendous”
MJ “Stop glazing”

by emjay! June 14, 2024

Glazing

A term used to describe people who inflate other's egos way too high. Also known as: Dick riding, meat sucking, donut frosting, semen sucking, enslaving oneself to please another.

Motherfuckers on Reddit GLAZING Gojo's meat right now. Shut the fucking hell up, cuz this nigga DEAD!

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

glaze me

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

by anonymous February 10, 2024

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023