giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.

by sc0tt_ June 10, 2023

Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average

Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!

by frontflip January 14, 2024

Green Greek Giant

A tall Greek fuck who is lighting a joint after finishing one.

Hey Green Greek Giant, I am way to high. Don't light up another joint!

by The kreeateor May 5, 2020

Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night

Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later

by Nespa December 19, 2021

Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.

by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021

Giant Cock

Giant cock usually means a "giant chicken". This word can be used anywhere and is typically related to farm animals.
It will probably also get you unfriended or kicked out of a school groupchat due to people hating chickens.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna see my Giant Cock?"
Person 2: "Omg! Sure i do."
Person 1: "Come meet me at my farm :)"

by describitor March 22, 2025

The Egg Giant

A tall person that eats all the eggs in the house and county.

Wow its the egg giant! Protect your eggs or they shall surely be consumed!

by anonymous October 29, 2020