gardenmichigan

pot capital of michigan..place where you can get abundant supplies of weed.

wow that is an enormous gardenmichigan wish i had one of those

by sammierenee6726272 December 19, 2008

gardner buddy

A girl, usually an older woman, whom a man likes to fertilize with.

Your mom is my gardner buddy.

by ak039 February 27, 2011

Gardenhosing

A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.

Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.

1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."

2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."

by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011

gardesh

A word invented by an insane 43 year old ex meth addict having no specific meaning other than a noun or an adjective describing an items grandeur.

Wow, that meal was the gardesh.

Go fetch me the gardesh.

by Nukka Mordde August 9, 2014

gardal

Gardal is a name for young alcoholic boys.

Gingers people usually falls in love in a gardal, because of the way he acts when he is drunk

OMG... do you see how much he drinks?! He's such a gardal

Do you see how that ginger is looking at that guy? She must be looking at a gardal

by JewLover123 April 8, 2016

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018

Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)

by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017