Amish Fathers Grip

An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.

"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"

" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"

" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019

blow the grip

It means get the fuck outta here or go away.

Sam: Chris Rock better than Kevin Hart
Dave: Nigga, blow the grip

by YUNA September 13, 2013

vicars grip

When you hold a woman in a vice like grip bent over with one hand on her back and one holding her stomach, like how a vicar would hold an altar boy

I had that bitch in the vicars grip. There was no way she was escaping

by Tony Oz May 16, 2007

titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006

Get A Grip

One of the greatest Aerosmith albums of the 80s and 90s. Released in 1993 and selling 7 million copies, it featured the hits "Livin' on the Edge" and "Eat the Rich" as well as three even bigger hits propelled by Alicia Silverstone featured in the videos: "Cryin", "Amazaing", and "Crazy." A milestone album marking the crossover between 80s and 90s culture, rock and pop, explicit and clean.

What's your favorite song off "Get a Grip"?

by acb December 25, 2005

Granny Grip

The act of putting your hand in water for a long period of time with the intent of it becoming wrinkled. Then proceeding to masturbate to mimic the sensation of elderly hands.

My grandma just passed away so now I have to Granny Grip myself.

by SadCum69 August 28, 2015

Man Grip

The tuft of hair, often of an inverted triangle shape, that grows on the small of a man's back, usually just above the ass-crack.

Zach was laying on the couch all day being a lazy fool so Kara snatched him up by the man-grip and made him do some damn work.

"Get over here and give your mommy some or I'll hitch you up by your man grip!"

by Milo Delchokia June 15, 2008